Paranoid Signup

Hold on a second, you silly sausage.

You're about to sign up without an email address. Before you do, here's what that means:

• No password recovery. If you forget your password, the account is gone. Forever. Into the void. Nobody can get it back.
• No help. Jasper cannot and will not help you recover a paranoid account. Don't even ask. He'll just laugh at you.

The normal signup takes about 30 seconds and gives you a safety net. But sure, be a no-email signup nonce, if you want!!!